Thrust

If you are ever in need of a fun-filled game to play with a small group at a classroom party I have just what you're looking for.  Since I was never told the actual title of this game, I'm going to go ahead and dub it Let's Thrust Our Orange-filled Pantyhose!  See procedures below.

1. Fill one leg of several pairs of pantyhose with a single orange.
2. Tie the empty pantyhose leg around each player's waist, the orange-filled leg hanging between the players' legs .
3. Place a second orange on the ground in front of each player.
4. Players will race their oranges toward the finish line by giving several good strong forward pelvic thrusts in attempts to swing the orange-filled pantyhose leg into the resting orange, thus propelling the resting orange forward. (I trust, as you are reading these instructions, that you are creating a vivid mental picture.)
NOTE: In the event that a player is too short to effectively thrust their pantyhose forward, instruct the player to grab hold of the leg of the orange-filled pantyhose with both hands in order to assist in the forward movement.
5. The player who thrusts their orange to the finish line first is the winner!

Yes.  This game was organized and carried out at a classroom Halloween party several years ago.
Yes.  It was hysterical.
Yes.  I would recommend it.